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Super-who-lockian, Tolkien-loving, Potterhead, So MaNy! Sorry I don't tag my crap.. Apparently I'm worth 15 potato and a well-bred donkey. For any and all y'all who need it, you are not a grade, a number, an amount of money, or a skill. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.



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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 357,751 notes
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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 311,046 notes

ruinedchildhood:

#THE MOMENT IN TOY STORY 3 WHERE WE ALL LOST OUR SHIT

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 202,046 notes

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,676 notes

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 185,871 notes
slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 66,656 notes
luxvriously:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


i tried not to reblog this but

luxvriously:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

i tried not to reblog this but

11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 112,118 notes

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

17 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 84,377 notes

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

17 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 55,768 notes